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Akira Kellers’ Social Media’ing

Akira is the supporting character in Retriever. He is quite a geek so he is somehow active on the Internet. I originally made a Facebook account for him, but considering recent policy changes, he might have it erased any time, thus I back-upped it here. I think it gives quite a panoramic on the guy. Enjoy his rants right up till the book’s start-up XD


Akira Kellers

About Akira:
Just your average IT expert ^^

Basic info:
Birthday: 2 February 1983
Gender: Male
Relationship Status: Single
Languages: American English and Japanese
Religious views: Pastafarian

Work and education
Employers: 1-0-0-1 Technical Solutions, LA
University: University of California, Los Angeles
Secondary school: Homeschool

Living
Current location: Los Angeles, California
Hometown: Los Angeles, California

Akira’s Favourites:
Music: The God Machine, XJapan
Books: Comics, Manga, maNga
Movies: Akira, The Matrix, Stargate, X-Men Movies
Television: Star Trek, The Big Bang Theory, The Dog Whisperer, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Stargate Universe, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek: The Next Generation
Sports teams: LA Lakers, Dallas Cowboys, Tokyo Giants
Activities: Pi Day, Think Geek, Money, Jenga, Binary code, Videogames, Xubuntu, Internet, Coding
Interests: Manga, Comics, Watching TV, Videogames, Hawaii, Computers, Coding
Other: Marvel, Akira (manga), Richard Stallman, xkcd, Computers, Hawaii, Linux, Ubuntu, Fedora, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Dead or Alive 4, Starbucks, Mahjong Trails, The Darwin Awards, Spiked Math, DC Comics, Adventure Writer’s Competition, Windows, Macintosh Computers, Stephen Hawking, Geeks Are Sexy

Recent Posts:

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Clients from Hell: Client: (lividly) “This needs more blow. It’s not…
June 2 at 9:28pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: Client: “Why is this line bigger and bolder than…
June 2 at 9:28pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: ClientLast night I dreamed that the site was made out of…
June 2 at 9:32pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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🙂

Olga Nunes : We Love xkcd
June 2 at 9:38pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Yes, lady, there IS porn on the Internet. No, I can’t do anything to keep it away from your kid, that’s YOUR job. I can sell you a cybernanny program though 😀
June 2 at 9:47pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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01110100011010000110010100100000011010010110111001110100011001010111001 (the internet is for porn~)
June 2 at 9:54pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I guess it’s the Japanese blood in me?
Emoticons | Evoticon – Web 2.0 kaomoji, facemark and smiley Dictionary
June 3 at 4:24pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: Client: “Where can I find the site? I want to be…
June 3 at 7:49pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I love this page. Relaxes me XDD
自分だけの金魚をブログに飼ってみませんか?「ぼくの金魚鉢」は、自由にレイアウトできる金魚鉢ブログパーツです。金魚をドラッグ&ドロップしてオリジナルの金魚鉢を作っちゃおう!
June 3 at 7:50pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t
June 3 at 7:54pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Don’t you love Saturday morning shifts? トス!!( ’ ‘)ノノ⌒●~*
June 4 at 2:02pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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ninjas > pirates
June 4 at 2:07pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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but Samurai vs Ninja???? (I’m still betting on the ninja though…)

June 4 at 2:09pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Wanna go to Hawai’i…
June 4 at 6:48pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is…
June 4 at 8:21pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: How do you spell….
June 4 at 8:28pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Japanese terror movie night! [壁]ロ゚)ハッIt’s even better than monsters movie marathon night…
June 5 at 12:15am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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But first I give you this (^^)

June 5 at 12:17am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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二日酔い…
June 5 at 10:12am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Am I weird for loving this one?
Tug of War – Spiked Math
June 5 at 3:21pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Try addblock =P

June 6 at 12:35am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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1-0-0-1 Technical Solutions, how may I be of help? -.-
June 6 at 11:38am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*________*
Snow on Mauna Kea in June
June 6 at 2:38pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Does explain a fucking lot………..

June 6 at 5:47pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I do too. But only when they are wrong…

June 6 at 11:34pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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OTZ
Nerd Friends [Cartoon]
June 6 at 11:36pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy ZZzz(_ _*)
June 7 at 6:06pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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June 7 at 8:39pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: Missing the point
June 8 at 11:13pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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ァ ‘`,、’`,、’`,、’`,、(´▽`) ‘`,、’`,、’`,、’`,、’`,、
Stan Lee is making me a super hero! on Twitpic
Where “me” is obviously not me, but Yoshiki-san

June 9 at 8:26am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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ROFL

June 12 at 10:38am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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……………………

June 12 at 10:50am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Looking for cheap Hawai’i flights
June 12 at 11:56am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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June 17 at 12:47pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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:(){ : |:& };:
June 17 at 8:50pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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June 17 at 9:02pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Best Love Triangle Ever

June 17 at 9:50pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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June 18 at 12:32am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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ゴロゴロ(((=_ェ_=)(=_ェ_=)))スリスリ

June 18 at 12:36am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Negotiated vacations with boss. Hawaii, here I come!!!
June 18 at 10:43pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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ィェィv(゚▽^*)ノヽ(ー゚ )ノヽ(゚ )ノヽ( )ノヽ( ゚)ノヽ( ゚ー)ノヽ(*^▽゚)v
June 18 at 10:49pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I hear you man

June 19 at 1:17am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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………. faitooooo

June 19 at 10:37pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Now I don’t know what to think…

June 19 at 10:41pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Rolling~

June 19 at 10:43pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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(≧∇≦)ノ彡 バンバン!

June 20 at 11:27pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell: Email correspondence with an older client: Client:…
June 20 at 11:31pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell – Me: “You’re going to get a lot of people stopping…
June 20 at 11:31pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell – Staring at computer screens gives me nosebleeds….
June 21 at 3:54pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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June 21 at 4:14pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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(●ゝω・)ノ【I bow to your greatness☆】

June 23 at 12:16pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Work was so slow that I beat pinball max high-score and nobody entered the shop while I was playing. FML.
June 30 at 11:20pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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かっこいい ロボット 金魚

July 1 at 12:27am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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waaaaaaaaaaaant
Think Geek – Cntrl Alt Del Cups
July 2 at 11:01am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*____________________*

July 2 at 9:10pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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July 2 at 10:32pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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So true it hurts

July 3 at 8:29pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I like pit bulls… and GSD… and rotties! 秋田犬 も

July 5 at 12:10am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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~●))))☆O=(`_` )パンチ!

July 7 at 11:40am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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………………

July 10 at 10:42am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Storage room cleaning. I hate spiders. 大嫌 =_=;
July 12 at 6:57pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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BUT on the bright side, I got my tickets! Found a semi last minute vacation package and I’m flying for Honolulu in a week! (THANK YOU FOR THE TIME OFF, BOSS!)
July 12 at 6:59pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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memebase was down 0_0 Longest five minutes of my life
July 13 at 6:56pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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meanwhile… in 1001…

July 13 at 6:58pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*dies laughing*
Atheist Headgear
July 13 at 8:40pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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>D

July 13 at 9:46pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*prepares resume*

July 13 at 11:16pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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July 14 at 10:24am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Massive facepalm

July 14 at 10:27am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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CSI:Miami joke, plz

July 14 at 12:10pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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July 15 at 7:24pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I wonder if they did this according to the xkcd guy…

July 15 at 7:28pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Clients from Hell – Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?
July 15 at 7:32pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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problem?

July 16 at 5:58pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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DNT: do not tweet

July 16 at 5:59pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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omg yes

July 16 at 7:16pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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……

July 17 at 11:29am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*does not comment*

July 17 at 11:42am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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told a costumer of his vacations and was asked if his passport was ok. Hm… Hawaii is still USA, dude
July 18 at 5:20pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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BUT anyways. Almost ready! My flight is tomorrow morning. Luggage check. Tickets check. I’m taking the laptop, so I should be able to update and show you guys what you are missing
ヾ( ^ω^)ノ
July 18 at 5:22pm .. Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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… YES I am taking sun lotion, and no, I won’t disintegrate if I am exposed to the sun. I won’t sparkle either wtf
July 18 at 5:23pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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sudo apt-get install vacations -hawaii
July 18 at 5:26pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I’m on your FB, spamming your newsfeed… really, I need a life… or google+!
July 18 at 5:30pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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July 18 at 5:47pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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I Just Kick Things for No Good Reason
July 18 at 8:49pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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*snort*

July 18 at 8:49pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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OTZ

July 18 at 8:51pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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IS OFF TO HAWAII
July 19 at 11:46am . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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AAAAAAAAAAAND IN HAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
July 19 at 6:55pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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sat down next to this guy who was playing technologically impaired duck and fixed his computer (I know, I KNOW!). He’s treating me to a beer later in thanks LOL
July 19 at 6:57pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Is off to the beach. I did not come to Hawaii to stay on FB in my hotel room. I got the best view, btw. And a terrace.
ィェィv(゚▽^*)ノヽ(ー゚ )ノヽ(゚ )ノヽ( )ノヽ( ゚)ノヽ( ゚ー)ノヽ(*^▽゚)v
July 19 at 6:59pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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Back, and off again some food and free drinks! Admit it, you guys are dying of envy! AND I will come back tanned. You won’t recognize me MWAHAHAHA じゃね!
July 19 at 9:04pm . Cool • Say Something • Pass it on

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